i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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