Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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