...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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