we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She's JV to your varsity
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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