My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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