i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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