return my video game
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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