He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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