Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
