Why are handjobs necessary in class?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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