Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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