Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
