It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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