Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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