Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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