hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just gargled with NyQuil
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