Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
