You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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