I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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