So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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