so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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