i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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