talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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