Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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