If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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