apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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