i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I currently don't understand fingers.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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