She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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