Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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