just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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