check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The feeling are messing with the penis
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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