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what?
penguin condom
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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