I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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