I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
