ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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