There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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