hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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