She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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