im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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