It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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