Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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