Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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