You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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