Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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