very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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