And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
thus making me awesome and them whores
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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