i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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