She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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