There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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