dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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