She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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