I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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