Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I would fuck him just for his dog
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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