We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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