why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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